Mr. Devil I'm Ready For My Porno

My gay friends always make fun of me for not hooking up more, and having more one night stands. Tonight a friend of mine told me that he thinks he is online somewhere, because a trick kept trying to position him in a certain area in the room. I may not have had a lot of different dick in my life, but at least the virtual world can't identify my cock in a line up. Just sayin'.

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