Where Were You Fifteen Years Ago?

Recently on Glee a super hot football player named Karofsky planted a big 'ole kiss on Kurt, and Kurt pushed him off! Ok it went down like this, Karofsky has been smacking Kurt around since the show started, um hot! Kurt cried like a big pussy. Then another gay named Blaine (he already was introduced as a gay Character did they really have to give him the name Blaine? I mean it was already obvious enough that he liked the pene without giving him a pornstar name. Why not just name him Adonis Elton Michael Sigfried Martin Bieber?) told him to get some Courage, and yes this was a very obvious Wizard of Oz reference for all of the old gays, ok us old gays, watching the show. Kurt finally stood up to Karofsky after he yet again slammed him into a locker, um hot! While Kurt screamed at him in his best Sally Field Steel Magnolias monologue the hot manly beefy straight football player planted one on him right on the lips! When he went in for a second Kurt pushed him off! What the fuck Kurtis!?!?

Personally this would have been, ok still is, a wet dream of mine. Persuading a hot "straight" football player to go gay for you? Are you kidding me?! I could not believe Kurt didn't go for it. Then he just cried about his first kiss not even counting. Um Kurtis I don't even remember my first kiss, because I was totally shitfaced at 17, made out with a guy going through Catholic Seminary, and I can't remember. I believe I even puked first, and then made out, um not so hot. Trust me mine is wa-hay worse than making out with a closeted football player. If that was my story I would be telling EVERYONE, even my mom. Well she does like the details.......awkward.

Can someone please tell him now that ALL of his gay friends will be drinking with him when they play I Never ten years from now? I'm sure everyone watching thought oh poor Kurt was taken advantage of by his abuser, and all I could think of was that lucky bitch!

Here's hoping she remembers to pucker up, and drop her pants next time. One can't complain about never having a boyfriend, and be choosey at the same time. It's high school babe! There ain't much in the way of options for gay kids.

Btw I have watched the clip somewhere in the thousands at this point. It's proven to be quite effective. Thanks Fox for the family programming!

Oh great I should have never said that. Now the religious crazos will be all over trying to shut down Glee. Well if they haven't already for some of the things they have said I am sure one little gay thing will be ok. Anyone remember "they just stood up there honking at me"? If that failed to get them shut down for that I don't know what would!

To end this brief post I would like to add that Karofsky will totally be singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga at some point. Probably as the anthem for Regionals. Something needs to get those bitches to state this year!

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