If Botox wasn't reason enough to watch the Animal Planet Dog Championships, then you should definitely tune in for the announcer with super bad gay lisp. Gay lisp + Botox = tv brilliance.
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Hottest Bitch In Town
So I am sitting here recuperating from my drinking escapades last night watching the Animal Planet Dog Championships, and I have just seen the hottest bitch of the dog show, literally. It is a female Chinese Crested named Botox. Now normally I would think that these dogs are the ugliest things ever to come about from selective breeding, but how can you top one of these with the name Botox?! In my opinion she should win for name alone! Here I thought they all had names like Anastasia Beaverhausen the III. Go Botox!!! I'm routing for you!
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OMG, if you look WAY back at the RnR Unicorns blog, I believe you will you will see the pic of the most cracked out dog EVER that won the championships a few years back! The wife and I were trashed on tequila, and watching that was an amazing drunken experience. God, I wish that I could be doing that right now.
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