Dlist Celebrities Are Dlist For A Reason

So I have been trying to be Facebook friends with Andy Cohen for months, and my friend request is still pending! Ok now he has 4.953 friends, so clearly he is not that picky. Granted these could all be passed conquests considering he is gay, hot, and quasi-famous, but I'm more than open to being part of that list! Hello he is so AC silver fox! (AC is gay shorthand for Anderson Cooper duh). I mean I'm not a stalker. I've only requested to be his friend like 26 times, but who's counting.

You know I had this same problem with Kathy Griffin on Facebook too! It took that bitch over three months to approve me, and it's not even a real friend it's one of those stupid group pages or something. Now I know her fabulous drunk ancient mother, (my life long ambition), was in charge of the website, but no excuses! How hard is it to click accept over and over again?!

It's for this reason that I think these Dlist celebrities will always be Dlist! If they really wanted to climb up the ladder fucking log in to Facebook every day and hit accept! How fucking hard is that! Ugh so annoying.

I had this idea to try sending out friend requests to legitimate Alist celebrities, but did you ever notice that they all have a million fake pages? Robbie Williams has about 10, and Angelina Jolie forget it! I think Facebook needs to implement a function to input a social security number so there can only be one Robbie Williams. How is he ever going to find me, fall in love with me, move me to England, beet me up in a coke induced rage, and then spend the next week having hot make up sex?......and repeat. Seriously this needs to happen.

LuvuDLISTbitches!