In honor of Gay Rodeo weekend in Chitown I thought it appropriate to honor one of the biggest gay gurls in the biz, Kenny Chesney! People always say that there is no such thing as a gay country star, but I disagree. Look at this Mary. She is allergic to sleeves, divorced Squinty (Renee Zellweger) after a few weeks, and just started his own fashion line! This gurl is gayer than Tommie Gurl (Tom Cruise) on an all night barely binge while forcing his brain washed "wife" to perform old Judy Garland hits for his own personal amusement.
Tommie Gurl being a fan of Judy is hilarious on so many levels. I know there are still at least five whole Tom Cruise female fans out there that get their titties in a twist over him, (did I use that saying correctly?), but I mean come on! I know of two male friends of friends of friends that have reported sleeping with him. What more proof does one need?
Anyway back to Kenny Chesney. I have always thought that he was gay, and now that he has released a clothing line I am definitely convinced, ESPECIALLY since the nymag.com put him and Lady Gaga in the same headline. Nothing is gayer than Lady Gaga. I think her penis is bigger than mine, and by penis I mean big dick. Is she not the biggest tranny you have ever seen? Her equipment is probably bigger than Ann Coulter's.
luvuGAYRODEObitches!
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